XIII

Longmamba is an entire shitty within a single structure. Curving, bending, sloping, and black as night, this architectural marvel contains multitudes.

The shitizens of Longmamba are notoriously braggadocious. They often depict their shitty in artwork, which they send to the four corners of the Empire, never failing to impress friends and distant relatives. But their pride rests on shaky ground, for they live in constant fear of the breaking of the great edifice. It is said that slightest turbulence or jostling might introduce a crack, which could rapidly become a rupture. The danger is greatest when high floodwaters make the shitty sotten.

Longmambans must always tread lightly. For when the unified shitty ruptures, it is Longmamba no more.